All articles published here are purely fictional and based on the author's deranged imagination. Any and all relations to any persons and/or copyrighted names are probably true, but just pretend they're not. Also, I will flatly deny all charges of plagiarism.
If you suffer from heart disease, are pregnant, or are below a height of 176 cm. from sea-level, please do not read these articles. They are likely to cause strokes or suicidal tendencies, and any abnormal symptoms should be immediately treated with a dose of morphine.
Also, the author will not take responsibility for any cases of readers being taken away in straightjackets. In case of such a discrepancy, please ask to be lodged in Arkham, where the author is currently taking residence.
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