Important : Resolutions and all that.

When leaving a friend's place one must always remember to sign OUT of his/her computer. Otherwise terrible consequences follow.
On the other hand, this might not be a good resolution to take for 2011, as it provides said friends with much sadistic slapstick humour.
And , after all, my aim in life is to be of entertainment to those around me, no matter at what cost to selfish egoistitude. (Word. Fact. Let it Be.)
Ego? Heck, I don't give a crow's fart about ego. (Mainly because crows don't fart. They rumble maybe, but I have NEVER heard a crow fart and if you are able to prove me wrong, I'll give you a THOUSAND, no 2 THOUSAND, no, A GAZILLION MILLION THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!!!!! - that's how generous I am-.)
Where...? Oh, yeah, the crow's fart. Yeah, well, I don't give a crow's fart about ego because I'm anti-ego. I'm selfless. I'm against megalomania and all that stuff. Heck, I have no idea what it means, seeing as how there is no room for the 'me' psyche in the new...erm...myself.
In fact, if people are going to go about laughing at the grass/weeds/whatever-you-will atop my (apparently) fertile,soft skull, I wouldn't mind. Infact, I'd laugh right along and bring along a few mirrors for the folks at the back. This, you see is the new myself.
Thank you.

Season's Greetings

Jingle bells, I fortell,

That zombies you shall meet.

To run or fight or break their ranks,

Of foot be a little fleet.

Hey!