You know those long, dreary Saturday nights on the weekend just before a quiz? This was one of them. I was in my room, studying hard(ly), but I decided to go online to do something more productive. What resulted was a 3-way conversation between the three nuttiest kooks in IITm - Sarthak Pathak, 1/6 , and Anoop V. It was too good a conversation to ignore, and I just had to blog this :D
Anoop Vargheese : Searching for someone to share in the
misery....
Nitin (One-by-Six) - What happened,
da?(Is there poetry involved?)
Bindu Upadhyay - ??
Anoop Vargheese - What do you think?
(Hint:
There's MugGiNG involved...)
(Another
Hint: No, I haven't actually started yet.)
(Yet
Another Hint: I actually want someone who can sit beside me with a newspaper in
hand and hit me every time he sees me start snoring and/or mindlessly drooling
over my books)
Sarthak P - There is always
a poem
involved
Atleast a
haiku
Nitin (One-by-Six) - That's not a
haiku
Syllable
count is wrong and
No season
word. Fall.
Nitin (One-by-Six) - Wait a
minute... :\ I thought you had robotics fundaes. Can't you make a simple bot
for that? A newspaper whacking bot. You can call it the 'Sleepulator'. Geddit?
'Sleep-u-later'. Huh? Get it? [Poke] [Poke] [Poke] Or you can just call it the
'Mugmax3000'. Or 'Bob'.
I'm
sorry. I'm a little high on ice-cream right now. I really shouldn't have a comp
in front of me in a state like this. OOH... you can make it play just the first
two lines of Chop Suey! ('Wake UP! (wake up)') over and over again every five
minutes. That would work!
Sarthak P - BOB - Biological-cycle
Oppressor Bot
Anoop Vargheese - Time to mug and
ditch,
But I'd
really rather not,
Flu Mech
is a bitch.
Sarthak P - Haikus are very hard
to do
because of numbers
Refrigerator
Sarthak P - this is my haiku
it's
supposed to be funny
this is
epic fail
Anoop Vargheese - Bots to wake me
up?
Now
there's a good idea.
But can
it be done?
Bob might
have trouble-
Chop Suey
can short-circuit
Even the
toughest.
Anoop Vargheese - ...
These are
troubled times,
The
Quizzes running rampant,
Wish I
had a nuke.
Sarthak P - Bob bot! Bob bot! Bob?
Bob bot
bet big belt by bat
but bob
bot bit bat :|
Anoop Vargheese - Now Pot's lost it
all,
The
little sense that he had,
Here come
the PJs.
Sarthak P - Hey listen people
I CALL
FOR A HAIKU
CONTEST!
COOL!
One-by-six
dude
get in
here fast man,really
you're
missing out
Anoop Vargheese - ...
Pot you
RG ass -
I need to
study real bad,
You snake
in the grass.
Anoop Vargheese - ...
But the
harm's been done,
I cannot
back down. Not now.
Let loose
the hell hounds.
Sarthak P - No you cannot fold
the
power,you cannot hold
of a
haiku told
Anoop Vargheese - ...
Check
your rhymes, Sarthak.
I feel
the count slipping
On some
of your odes
Nitin (One-by-Six) - HEY! Don't
forget me!
I can
make Haikus TOO, see?
(Nothing
rhymed but PEE)
Sarthak P - ahh! now all fear!
The god
of haikus is here
now it's
in gear!
Anoop Vargheese - ..
Hey,
One-by! That's cool!
Haiku
rhymes? I feel a fool,
For
missing out. Tool!
Nitin (One-by-Six) - [Facepalm]
[facepalm] [face-
palm]
[facepalm][facepalm][facepalm]
[facepalm]
[facepalm] Ouch.
(5-7-5.
It's right, right?)
Sarthak P - buffalo buffa-
-lo
buffalo buffalo
buffalo
buffalo dog!
Nitin (One-by-Six) - Llama Llama
DUCK
Llama
Llama Llama DUCK
Llama
Llama DUCK
Anoop Vargheese - Sarthak! How could
you?
You
pulled in the Otaku?
Pi Gamma
Mu!
Sarthak P - a headless horseman
sits atop
a big trapeze
slowly
passing gas
Anoop Vargheese - .
^Lawl.
Rofl. Hehe!
Sarthak,
that's pure genius.
Now go
die, RG!
Anoop Vargheese - .
I must
go, you see.
For the
quizzes still haunt me.
I'm
logging out. Bye! :D
Sarthak P - hey come on guys
This did
not even reach 100
comments,it
should have
Nitin (One-by-Six) - 'Slowly passing
gas'
Heh...
Laughed my buttocks RIGHT off,
I did. I
want more!
Right...
So where were we?
Oh yeah!
Bob! Make one for me!
(RG the
Zombie!)
Nitin (One-by-Six) - Irresistible
is the
call of the haiku
Damned
addictive, too!
Anoop Vargheese - Dammit! I still
can't,
Where is
my Bob? I can't wait.
Logging
out is hard.
Anoop Vargheese - .
Damn you
two. Little twerps.
The Haiku
calls. Calling. Called.
Can't I
mug in peace?
Anoop Vargheese - .
Besides
the quizzes,
George
Orwell must I present
For Lit.
and Values.
250
pages-
That's
how much I have to read.
Short
story my ass.
Nitin (One-by-Six) - But seriously
All we
used to do, was to
Get an
alarm clock
I'd set
it on snooze,
and once
every five minutes
It would
wake me up.
Wait...
no. That plan cupped.
All it
did was immunize
Me to all
the noise.
Nitin (One-by-Six) - George?! I LOVE
that guy!
What are
you reading? Essay?
Animal
farm? What?
Anoop Vargheese - .
1984.
She
called it a "short" story.
Want:
Dictionary.
Sarthak P - Oh so cool man!
so the
contest continues
and sleep
is gone
Nitin (One-by-Six) - I'm reading
that NOW!
(Actually,
it's on pause.)
But
STILL. Your course rocks.
Pfft.
Seriously.
FUCK E.D.
You read stuff and
You get
MARKS for that?!
Sarthak P - I am working on
the
world's funniest haiku
it's not
working out
Sarthak P - Make haikus for hours
Stare at
the screen with red eyes
it's time
for class
Sarthak P - okay I am taking
a small
break here,I will
return in
some time
Akand Toshhhhhh - WTF?? awesome
thread :)
Sarthak P - :D :D :D :D :D
:D :D :D
:D :D :D :D
:D :D :D
:D :D
Nitin (One-by-Six) - Hold on... how
many
Syllables
is a smiley?
Oh well.
I vote 'none'.
Anoop Vargheese - .
Well,
this thread was fun,
But I
must beat temptation.
So good night, y'all!
So good night, y'all!
