Evil always triumphs

Justice beware

The eternal snare

Of the chaos-order pair

In the dark demon's lair

Once Upon A Time

There was a girl named Alice,
With a terrible malice,
It really was one of a kind.

For she hated any thoughts
Of pans, tubs or pots
That entered her wayward mind.

Her tangled mangy mane
Drove everyone insane
For she refused to keep it in check..

For that would involve water
Which goes pitter-patter
From mugs, which she hated to heck.

'Twas a blasted pity
For she would have been quite pretty
If her hair wasn't such a mess

If only she shampooed twice
And cleared it of all the lice
I'd make crazy mad love to her, I confess.